I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
home. puking in laundry basket.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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