A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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