You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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