Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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