so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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