Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i just sent this text using only my big toe
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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