is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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