Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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