A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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