Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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