I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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