I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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