Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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