oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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