Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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