I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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