I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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