North Korea, Best Korea!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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