I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Randomize
