I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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