I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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