This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I checked into jail on foursquare
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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