Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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