My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Every concussion has its silver lining
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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