Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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