I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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