im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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