you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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