Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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