My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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