I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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