If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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