Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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