Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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