you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This is the high leading the old right now
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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