Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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