I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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