Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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