mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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