i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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