i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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