I wish I could teleport
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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