SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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