You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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