'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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