dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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