so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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