i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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