People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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