do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
