I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
