they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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