i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My dick has a subreddit
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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