Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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