I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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