belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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