he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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