Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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